NEW XANGA - CASBAH_MASQUERADE

Currently Playing The Woods [Bonus DVD] By Sleater-Kinney I can't wait. see related

hey sweetheart, don't take it so hard.

i am sorry i was bringing you down.

i didn't mean it when i said that i wish you would die....

and hey sweetheart, is that your new car.

why don't you drive it off of a cliff....

because i can't search your life since i am no longer in it -

and the pain is real, but so are the pills.

i can talk to my therapist, pretend you don't exist.

the further you go, the color my bones begin to grow.

they're cracking and creaking, creating a big scene,

in the vessel of my body.

hey sweetheart, how far is too far.

because now i have some blood on my hands.

it may have been a mistake, but i am only a man.

[nightmare of you]

That was my first entry. Now it's my last.

I wish there was a way to divorce the human race and create my own species. I'll have to become a mad scientist first...

Ashley got me a job at Hardee's. The interviewer and I discussed how I wanted to dance with her son the first time I drank a loooong time ago...when no one told me there was a limit before you would start hitting on anything that moved. I start out at $6.30 on Friday and I guess can work as many hours as I want...then when I move to Belton - I will transfer to the Overland Park store on 69 and 119th and work with Ashleyyyyyyyyy!!! Oh and I cut and colored Ashley's hair. Now she looks like Joan Jett.

Currently Playing Squad Five-O By Squad Five-O see related

F-O-O-D FOOOOD IS G-O-O-D GOOOOD, G-O-O-D GOOOD!!!

I have booobies!! B-o-o BOOBIES!!! B-o-o BOOBIES!!! I....love...BOOBIES!!! B-o-o BOOBIES!!! I love POOPY!!! P-O-O POOPIES!!! P-O-O POOPY!!!  PPOOOOOOPPPPAYYYY!!!!!!

My foreign cousin Roberto is coming over this weekend. We're gonna play softball.

OH AND I HAVE A DYKE HAIRCUT!!! I DID IT MYSELF!!!!

----------WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE USE SUCH TINY FONTS ON AIM!?!!?!? I CAN'T FUCKING SEE IT!!!!!!11

Currently Playing Burn Piano Island Burn By Blood Brothers see related

I rarely update unless I feel the need of communication or there is something I want a lot of people to read/know. I just think it's annoying when people leave flyers up past the date of the performance.

You'd have to have been there to know what it was like. I'll be doing more things of the sort in the future.

We're going to Beep Beep tomorrow and you're not. beacuse you're not as cool as us. Or you had to work/your mom doesn't trust me. Then you are.

I finally found a job for which I couldn't find outstanding reasons for not applying - so I have an interview today. Word on the street is that they hire based on personality and how genuine and outgoing you are. I feel I have very good chances. My first paycheck is going to everyone I owe lots of money to. Which is basically everyone I know because I've been a bum for past months.

I'm sick of hearing people complain about how things aren't right and they should be changed. Quit being pessemistic and change them yourselves. You won't procrastinate if it's something you really believe in.

I actually slept today.

Oh, and my blogring - I have an average size penis. We were just stressing the stereotype of black men having large dongs and me being ghetto. Not to be confused with the actual size.

EDIT//////////////OF NEW YORK BACK IN TOWN JUNE 17TH!!!!!1

 



And this is just a picture that I stole from Chrissy.

Currently Playing Yeah Yeah Yeahs By Yeah Yeah Yeahs see related

HEY!!! Come to the show@!!1!@12!@#J@!%$35;j4l22134#@!$@!#W@!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

 is the best movie ever - go watch it. Now.

I really like Mr. Bean too. I don't get Sin City, or is there even something to get about it? But it was really funny when the guy told Bruce Willis "hard and cold, I'm gonna get you." It was outrageous, really. It was interesting, nonetheless.

I'm wearing a kilt. That was a lie, it only looks like a kilt. You're real dumb if you don't go to this free show. Fo real. Imagine me making a really loud farting noise. Hahahhaha.

I haven't slept in a reallll long time. Cleaning party at my house today. Like everyone's going to be there. Only not really. Just me and my mom. And whoever else decides to show. I think I smell. I should probably shower...but I like my hair right now.

I think I'm really funny. I laugh at myself a lot when no one is laughing with me. I went to the zoo and a bunch of animals had only concrete to live on. Not to eat, to walk around and lay on.

Oh, and my friend Amy from NE got me floor tickets to see Bright Eyes & The Faint up there too. That will be my 3rd time this year. WEeeeeeee!!!

P.S. AT APPROXIMATELY 1:38 PM TODAY I WILL BE ON 90.1 PROMOTING THIS SHOW - WHICH IS FREE!!! SO TUNE IN BEEYOTCHES!!! .

P.P.S. P.S. means post script - keep in mind post script script will never make as much sense as the forementioned meaning.

You'll joing this blogring if you love me at all: david has the biggest lollipop i've ever seen. Only to make the statement that I'm black, in all seriousness. And my love for lollipops.

P.P.P.S. We saw Andrew W.K. and Sqaud Five-O fo free. Illegally. Or something. Oh, and it was me on the Buzz yestermorning if anyone was wondering. And on 90.1 again this marnin!!!